Failure Is An Option by H. Jon Benjamin

5.5 out of 10

The eponymous voice of Archer and Bob's Burgers regales of a standard middle-class upbringing with enough amusing interjections to keep the reader from dying of boredom.  His self-proclaimed pretentiousness is mostly benign.  Though "comfortably hypochondriacal" can be an uncomfortable writing style.  Add narrowly judgemental, ostentatiously vulgar, and gross.